“Jersey Shore” scored 5.3 million viewers for its season two premiere last Thursday, almost a 300% increase from last season. Even if you pretend you don’t watch the show, we now have proof that you do! I can admit I am a loyal fan. I love the fighting, the fist-pumping and most of all, the ridiculous things these people say — which then supplies you with quotable material for the next day at work. Some classic examples in the event you actually had something better to do during the Season 2 premiere:
Snooki: I don’t go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10 percent tax on tanning. McCain would never put a 10 percent tax on tanning. Because he’s pale and would probably want to be tan. Obama doesn’t have that problem. Obviously.
The Situation: Ron is at the club hooking up with grenades, which is a bigger ugly chick, and land mines, which is a thinner ugly chick… (note from Jim: holy cow!)
The exciting news is that our witty Jersey Shore friends have now been immortalized as action figures and thanks to Funko you can have your very own Situation, Snooki or DJ Pauly D for the mere price of $12.99!
That’s right kids – the Situation Talking Wacky Wobbler says things like “I check out the mirror and I’m like…Wooh, today’s gonna be a good day.”
After you GTL, you can pick up your very own piece of Jersey (Staten Island, Long Island) here.